2 New Stories

These stories were submitted by James. They're from the Markybal Archives (or so the subject says)

Gareth
Gareth wasn't happy, and for the 1000th time he wished he had kept his mouth shut. Will on the other hand had the biggest smile on his face, as he watched Gareth dressed only in a pair of black speedo's standing in a paddling poll hands tied above his head. "How many buckets did you say the winner could cover the losers in?" Will asked has he took his socks off and stepped into the pool. Gareth just mumbled behind the gag Will had gagged him with. Will picked up a bucket of custard pulled open the back of the speedos and tipped the contents inside. After the speedos had snapped back into place Will ran his hands over Gareth's bum spreading the custard around. Picking a bucket of beans and rice pudding up Will taunted Gareth with pouring it over his head before pouring it inside the front of the speedos. Again Will spent time spreading the messy around gareth's speedos but this time he did so with his hands inside. Wiping his hands on Gareth's chest, Will gave Gareth a evil grin before opening a tin of treacle as Will held the tin over Gareth's head, Gareth made some noise behind the gag and tried to move his head out the way, but to no avail as the thick dark treacle slowly came out of the tin and into his hair. After spending over 5 mins rubbing it into Gareth's hair Will decided that it was time to finish, and what away to finish, as thanks to his mates at the bbc he had 2 buckets of the gunge used on L+K. The first one was green which he slowly pour over Gareth's head making sure that every part of his body was covered. the 2nd one was full of yellow which was just thrown at Gareth.

Andy's Birthday
The other day it was andy vince's 18th birthday,and in our gang you get gunged on your birthday. infact andy said that he expected to get gunged on hisbirthday. So that's how one second he was sat in my front roomtalking to me and the next he was outside tied to thesoccer posts in the garden next door. Mike startedoff by pouring a bucket of flour and water paste overandy's head turning his jet black hair grey, then it wasmy turn i choose a bucket of oatmeal and tipped itdown andy's white umbro england shirt (my fav. pastimewrecking england kit, Scotland forever) andy mac, steve,ryan, ian and neil each took turns in pouring eitheroatmeal or flour paste over his head. then it was my turnagain this time i picked a bucket of custard, pulledhis dark blue shorts open and dumped the whole bucketinside .We let him free then and it turnedinto a free for all oatmeal and flour paste goingevery where.

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Dan