Splatty bye-bye? / Story: William and Ronald

I'll start off with the normal apology that it's been so long since the last update. I've been working full-time recently so the blog has been a bit neglected.

As I'm sure many of you will have already seen, Splat! is set to close at the end of the month [so if you want to buy a show or two, do it quickly!]. Obviously this is pretty sad news. I worked with Pete on Splat for quite some time, and I think together we created something unique - effectively a gunge programme on the net that wasn't solely for gunge fetish fans, but gunge fans in general. And against all the odds [and my own expectations] it actually worked!

Pete has said on the site he is looking into ways of getting the site to continue, but if it doesn't then I'm glad that the site is ending on a high, with Pete moving onto bigger and better things [which sound very exciting - I'm very jealous of him!] rather than nosediving into oblivion. I don't think it can be stressed quite how much work goes into the site and the shows in particular, so well done and thanks to absolutely everyone who was involved with making Splat! a fantastic asset to the online gunge world. We'll miss you, Splat!

NEW STORY TIME!
The models were all in the room waiting for them to be selected. They needed two models to do a TV opening scene of a show. Everynight about almost all tv viewers would see them - how good was that! But only two could be picked. And these two didn't exactly know what they had to do. But at the age of 17 you're willing to do anything as long as you appear on TV.
Two guys were selected William, a 17 year old guy with long dark hair, a tan to die for and brown eyes and Ronald, a 16 year old guy with shorter brown scruffy hair and dark eyes. They both were very happy to be selected. Finally they were picked up for something more than a small paper advert - something which will give them some promotion as models.
They were told to come the next day wearing their school uniform. They both dug out their old school uniforms and put it on. Both were fairly similar - white shirt, blakc trousers, black socks and black shoes and a striped tie. They didn't need their blazers and they left them at home.
As soon as they arrived to the modelling agency they were asked to go into the next room. There they found two gunge tanks. both full of geen gunge at the top. They froze. Just then the manager explained to them that they were going to shoot the opening sequence to the new gunge show.
"the new what?!"
"it's a gunge show" the manager explained "just a couple of shots wiht you two getting doused in gunge, go on get ready"
"but i thought it was...."
before they had any chance of further protests they began getting ready. First they had to remove their shoes and their socks. Once barefoot they decided who had to go first. William decided to get it over and done with. He went in the tank looking up at the mess which stood above him. He didn't want to do it but he took it in his stride - he's a model afterall and he must expect some dirty work every now and then. All of a sudden there was a countdown. This is it, he thought to himself - 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 and then the green gunge fell. It first hit his head and splattered all over his long hair. He tried to wipe it off but more came turning his white shirt green. His hair was a green mess, and although he tried removing it, it was all quite hard to remove and needed several washes. Ronald was laughing his head off at the sight of William covered in green gunge. Just then he felt someone grabbing him by the arm:
"i think it's your turn now!"
He immidiately got serious, and began dreading what was about to happen to him. He was dragging his feet in order not to get gunged but then realised that no matter how long and how hard he'd try he's still going to get it. Once in the gunge tank he saw William being let out from his. He was fully covered. then without any warning the chain was pulled, without giving him the time to get ready.
And all of a sudden the green gunge above him began falling.It flattened his hair and kept on falling on him covering each bit of his hair and trickling down to his white shirt and green tie. It kept on falling for about a minute and then when it stopped he tried wiping it out of his hair.
He was let out of the tank. Both went in the showers to clean off. They both hated it, but they new this was only the beginning...